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Animal Riddles

Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?

Answer!

They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help!

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Answer!

Because it turns -ice- into -mice-!

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What is even smarter than a talking bird?

Answer!

A spelling bee!

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How do fleas travel from place to place?

Answer!

By itch-hiking?

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How do you catch a runaway dog?

Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!

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Why can't you shock cows?

Answer!

They\'ve herd it all!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?

Answer!

A jet setter!

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What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!

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Have you heard about the cow astronaut?

Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Answer!

Roost beef!

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