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Animal Riddles

What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?

Answer!

A duck-filled platy puss

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Answer!

Because of its bark!

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Why was the cat so small?

Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What's grumpy cat's favourite ride at Dreamworld in Australia?

Answer!

The Paw!

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Why wouldn't the dog sit on his chair?

Answer!

Because he left his sheet[shit] on there!

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