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Animal Riddles

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

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Why are penguins good race drivers?

Answer!

Because they're always in the pole position!

Good Bad

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Answer!

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What's long, green and goes "hith"?

Answer!

A snake with a lisp!

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Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

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