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Why Did The Bee Go To The Doctor? - Animal Riddles
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because she had hives!
Best animal riddles
Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
How do fleas travel from place to place?
How do you catch a runaway dog?
Why can't you shock cows?
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
What happened to the lost cattle?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do cows go for entertainment?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a dog that is left handed?
What do you call a great dog detective?
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What did one frog say to the other?
Why did the viper viper nose?
What do you feed an invisible cat?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why does a dog lick his own dick?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do tough chickens come from?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
What do you call a dog magician?
What's the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion?
What do fish and maps have in common?