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10 Funny Riddles About Cats


1. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens


2. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!


3. What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten


4. What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue


5. I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).


6. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!


7. What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat


8. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat?
A scaredy cat!


9. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss


10. What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish